Background


Step 1: Assemble The Reagents

Reagent List
(in no particular order)
1. 100% Whole Wheat Bread
2. A Sandwich Grill
3. Colby-Jack (Cojack) Cheese
4. Kobe* Roast Beef
(medium slice thickness)
5. Cracked Pepper Turkey
(thinly sliced)
6. Table Salt (NaCl)
7. Avocado (optional/not shown)
8. Jalapeņo Peppers** (optional)

* If it ain't Kobe, it ain't a Davewich!
** Davewiches with Jalapeņos are known as
Spicy Davewiches

Step 2: Place a Turkey Layer

Step 3: Place a Roast Beast Layer


Step 4: SALT THE BEEF!

Step 5: Place 1½ slices of Cojack Cheese


Step 6: Eat the Scruggs*


*If Avocado is used, spread a layer of avocado on top of the cheese layer.
Step 7: Place another Turkey Layer


Step 8: Add a generous layer of Jalapeņo Peppers!

Step 9: Add another Layer of SALTED Roast Beef


Step 10: Cover with the other slice of grain bread

Step 11: Place the Davewich on the Grill


Step 12: Engage Power (Turn on the grill)

Step 13: While you wait, prepare a plate!*


*I Recommend: New York Style Garlic Bagel Crisps and Bushel Boy homegrown mini-tomatos.
Both go GREAT with a Davewich!

Step 14: Complete the Grilling Process

Step 15: Remove the Davewich carefully. It may be HOT!


Step 16: Present the Davewich
Remember: Presentation is KEY!

Step 17: Devour!
There ya have it!

Disclaimer:
1.) Caution: The Surgeon General warns that eating a Davewich is equal to 29 orgasms!
2.) If you're ovulating, beware! The Davewich is so potent that even being near it can get you pregnant.
3.) If you don't mind some cream in your jeans, then eat a Davewich!
Email comments to:
dave@marcaccini.com

The Davewich is copyright © 2010-2011 by Dave Marcaccini
ANY unauthorized distribution of Davewiches is subject to a $250,000 penalty and/or up to 5 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

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